Video Game Jokes / Recent Jokes

I got a Nintendo Wii for Christmas last year, and have been playing it nonstop. I don't eat, I can't focus, and my right elbow is perpetually sore.
It's like I'm thirteen all over again.

A new "Star Wars" video game is coming out entitled "The Force Unleashed". Coincidentally, that's exactly what fans planned to call their first encounter with sex.

Wow, did you see this, people?
A dedicated gamer was beaten up badly last week by thugs while waiting in line overnight to purchase a Nintendo Wii.

They found the suspect, but the victim is still missing.
It seems that when one of the robbers pounded him over the head, he turned into 300 gold coins.

When 11-year-old Gus Luna was able to play one of his favorite video games while recovering from exploratory brain cancer surgery, his mother breathed a sigh of relief.
"You should have seen the smile on little Gus' face when he beat that hooker to death!"

Onething I learned about Singstar on PS3 tonight wasn't that I can get more than9500 points for'Barbie Girl' by Aqua, but that it builds the selfesteem of tone deaf people.

A favorite pet-peeve of mine is the movie Pinnochio. You all remember. The movie about the old man building wooden dolls of boys and little girls. Then, some fairy comes down and brings him to life. And, instead of being freaked out by this, the old pervert embraces it and thinks it's ok to send him out into the real world. "You must go to school". Yeah, great idea, 11 minutes ago he was a mute wooden boy so you better get him out there to learn math and get his study on. And, it's always a good idea to give a dude with one foot in the grave a kid. The rest of the movie is full of bad kids, pinnochio smoking cigars, playing pool and then they turned little kids into donkeys. Hello! Am I the only one that sees a problem here. When this first came out kids must have been mortified. We try to keep our kids from saying bad words, seeing naked women and playing violent video games. However, it is ok to send the message that if you're bad you'll turn into a donkey and have to work more...

UFC is releasing a new video game, thrilling all the UFC fans who are in good enough shape to only play video games.