Vest Jokes

Santa Singh( a Sardar from Jalandhar.. they are the one who smoke, despite the religious ban) tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn't light.
He tried another. It wouldn't light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket. "What for did you put that match in your vest
pocket?"
"That's a good match. I'll use it again."

Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the seat of his pants, but it wouldn`t light. He tried another. It wouldn`t light. The third one finally lit. lit his cigarette, carefully blew the match out and put it in his vest pocket.
"What for did you put that match in your vest pocket?"
"That`s a good match. I`ll use it again."

Man walks into a bar, has a seat and asks for two double shots. He knocks one back and tosses the second into his vest pocket. This goes on for about a dozen rounds before the bartender says, "Excuse me, but I'm curious as to why you knock back one drink and toss the other into your vest pocket?" The man says, "That's none of your damn business." A mouse pops out of the vest pocket and yells." And that goes for your damn cat too!"

It was evening and Natha Singh sat in the drawing room of the house of his uncle in Jalandhar. Natha Singh was almost all dressed up. He had his socks and shoes on. The turban was nicely tied and the beard was neatly rolled up. He had a necktie around his neck. But he was in his vest and underpants only. Entered his uncle and asked, "Natha, you are sitting almost dressed up, what goes?"
Replied Natha, "Uncle I am dressed up, because someone may drop in."
"But you are in your vest and underpants only," exclaimed the uncle.
"Sometimes no one drops in," replied Natha Singh.

HUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.
DOCTOR: I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)
HUNCHBACK: I don't like getting undressed.
DOCTOR: If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)
HUNCHBACK: I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.
DOCTOR: Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))
DOCTOR: How long is it since you were at school?
HUNCHBACK: Over 30 years. Why?
DOCTOR: Did you ever wonder what happened to your backpack