Vaccine Jokes / Recent Jokes
Doctors now think that just one dose, rather than two, of the new swineflu vaccine looks strong enough to protect adults. I might still demandthat second dose, but I don’t want to look like a pig.
Government scientists reported on Monday that they have created a vaccine against the catastrophic Spanish flu of 1918-1919, just smidgen too late.
A woman and her husband interrupted their vacation to go to the dentist. "I want a tooth pulled, and I don't want No vaccine because I'm in a big hurry," the woman said. "Just extract the tooth as quickly as possible, and we'll be on our way." The dentist was quite impressed. "You're certainly a courageous woman," he said. "Which tooth is it?" The woman turned to her husband and said, "Show him your tooth, dear."