Unhappy Jokes

There was a study done recently to show that unhappy kids are good at math. Of course they are, there is a lot of calculations to be done like, how many bullets do I need, how many years will I get, when will I be released on parole, chances I'll get tried as a juvenile.
Don't think of them as unhappy think of them as Evil Geniuses.

CHARACTERS: BOY1, BOY2, GIRL1, GIRL2, PARENTS
BOY 1 loves GIRL 1.
BOY 2 loves GIRL 2.

PARENTS MAKE THE DECISION.

BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 2.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 1? GIRL 2? UNHAPPY
BOY 2? GIRL 1? UNHAPPY
BOY 1 still loves GIRL 1
BOY 2 still loves GIRL 2

PARENTS COME TO KNOW AGAIN. DECISION MADE.
BOY 1 MARRIES GIRL 1.
BOY 2 MARRIES GIRL 2.
HAPPY ENDING!!!
NAME OF THE STORY: KABHI ALVIDA NA KEHNA.
BOY 1: SHAHRUKH KHAN
BOY 2: ABHISHEK BACCHAN
GIRL 1: PRIETY ZINTA
GIRL 2: RANI MUKHERJEE
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Why was the glow worm unhappy? Because her children weren't that bright!

An unhappy wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar, so one night he took her along with him.
“What’ll you have? ” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. The same as you I suppose, ” she replied.
So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel’s and threw his down in one shot.
His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spat it out.
“Yuck, that’s TERRIBLE! ” she spluttered. “I don’t know how you can drink this stuff! ”
“Well, there you go, ” cried the husband. “And you think I’m out enjoying myself every night! ”

Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.