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    Chandrika: I considered you as a freedom fighter, the moment I read,
    “HARD HARD ONE IS THE BIG BIG GOOD ONE(to be
    circulated)” Written by you to the infolanka joke page.

    Chandrika: Please show me how to bring a political change in Sri Lanka.
    ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, its this New Constitution.
    Chandrika: Will People Support Me.
    ULTRA MICROS: Its Foolishness if they don’t do so.
    ULTRA MICROS: Your Excellency, good luck to you.

    ULTRA MICRO CONSTITUTION OF THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SRI LANKA.
    Section 1
    Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka is an unitary
    State Which Is Comprised of 24 Key Administrative District
    Councils and There Sub Councils.
    Section 2
    All Laws relating to Citizenship, Matrimony, Inheritance and
    Succession shall be governed by The General Law.
    Section 3
    English, Sinhala and Tamil shall be Official Languages.
    Section 4
    There shall be The more...

    ULTRA MICRO CONSTITUTION OF THE DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SRI LANKA

    Section 1
    Democratic Socialist Republic of Sri Lanka is an unitary
    State Which Is Comprised of 24 Key Administrative District
    Councils and their Sub Councils.
    Section 2
    All Laws relating to Citizenship, Matrimony, Inheritance and
    Succession shall be governed by The General Law.
    Section 3
    English, Sinhala and Tamil shall be Official Languages.
    Section 4
    There shall be The Freedom of Speech, Expression and
    Publication and The Freedom of Worship.
    Section 5
    All Levels of Health, Education and Industry are open to
    Private Sector Investors.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Regards,
    ULTRA MICROS

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