Ugly Jokes / Recent Jokes

u so ugly your mother keeps on mistaking u for her dog

Yo Mama is so ugly she scares the roaches away!

you so ugly that when you were a baby your mother had to tie pork chops arond your neck just so the dog can play with you

Yo Mama is so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

you so ugly that when you were born your momma ask the doctor why you get that ugly thing out of me

Yo Mama is so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!

Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)