Ugly Jokes / Recent Jokes
you so ugly that when you were a baby your mother had to tie pork chops arond your neck just so the dog can play with you
Yo Mama is so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
you so ugly that when you were born your momma ask the doctor why you get that ugly thing out of me
Yo Mama is so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men (and what they actually mean...
10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.)
and the number 1 rejection line given by men (and what it actually means)
1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.)