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A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature." Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

Lieberman’s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter, because nobody listens.
Logg’s Rebuttal to Gray’s Law: ‘n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as ‘n’ trivial tasks.
Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Manly’s Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Mason’s First Law of Synergism: The one day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
May’s Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature."
Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"
She thought for a time and then asked,. .. "Is it on or off?"

Lieberman’s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter, because nobody listens. Logg’s Rebuttal to Gray’s Law: ‘n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as ‘n’ trivial tasks. Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves. Manly’s Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Mason’s First Law of Synergism: The one day you’d sell your soul for something, souls are a glut. May’s Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)

Lieberman's Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter, because nobody listens.
Logg's Rebuttal to Gray's Law:' n+1' trivial tasks take twice as long as' n' trivial tasks.
Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.
Manly's Maxim: Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
May's Law: The quality of correlation is inversely proportional to the density of control. (The fewer the data points, the smoother the curves.)

The Internet Newbie's Song

Sung to the Major General's song from
'The Pirates of Penzance'
by Gilbert& Sullivan

I am the very model of a Usenet individual,
I've information meaningless and ultimately trivial,
I know the basic elements of alien biology,
And all the hidden secrets of the Church of Scientology,

I've seen' The Wrath of Khan' and every Star Trek film that followed it,
I moan about my Servicecard and how the cash till swallowed it,
About the laws on handguns I am sending off a counterblast,
With many cheerful facts about the way you can MAKE MONEY FAST!

ALL: With many cheerful etc.

I'll tell you why the Japanese are taking over Panama,
And why the USA is still a better place than Canada,
In short, in matters meaningless and ultimately trivial,
I am the very model of a Usenet individual.

ALL: In short, in matters meaningless and ultimately trivial,
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