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    MATHEMATICIANS hunt elephants by going to Africa, throwing out everything that is not an elephant, and catching one of whatever is left.
    EXPERIENCED MATHEMATICIANS will attempt to prove the existence of at least one unique elephant before proceeding to step 1 as a subordinate exercise.
    PROFESSORS OF MATHEMATICS will prove the existence of at least one unique elephant and then leave the detection and capture of an actual elephant as an exercise for their graduate students.
    COMPUTER SCIENTISTS hunt elephants by exercising Algorithm A:
    Go to Africa.
    Start at the Cape of Good Hope.
    Work northward in an orderly manner, traversing the continent alternately east and west.
    During each traverse pass,
    Catch each animal seen.
    Compare each animal caught to a known elephant.
    Stop when a match is detected.
    EXPERIENCED COMPUTER PROGRAMMERS modify Algorithm A by placing a known elephant in Cairo to ensure that the algorithm will terminate.
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    Some more terms for the TECHNO OFFICE DICTIONARY

    Perot To quit unexpectedly, as in' My cellular phone just perot'ed.'

    CLM (Career-Limiting Move) Used among microserfs to describe an ill-advised activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a serious CLM.

    Treeware Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material.

    Dead Tree Edition The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms, as in:' The dead tree edition of the San Francisco Chronicle...'

    Dilberted To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character.' I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week.'

    World Wide Wait The real meaning of WWW.

    CGI Joe A hard-core CGI script programmer with all the social skills and charisma of a plastic action figure.

    Dorito Syndrome Feelings of more...

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Gray who!
    Gray Z. about you!

    Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster

    What's gray and comes in packets?
    Instant elephant.
    What's gray and comes in buckets?
    An elephant.
    What's gray and has a trunk?
    A mouse going on holiday.
    How do elephants hide in cherry trees?
    They paint their toe-nails red.
    How do elephants get down from cherry trees?
    Sit on a leaf and wait for fall.
    How do elephants hide in custard?
    Paint the soles of their feet yellow and hide upside down.

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