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Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
Wait at a buzz stop!

Why are there Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If nothing sticks to Teflon, then how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
Why do noses run and feet smell?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
When styrofoam is shipped, what do they pack it in?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a 'near hit'?
Why are the needles for lethal injections sterilized?
Why do 24-hour stores have locks on their doors?
Why is it called rush hour when everything moves so slow?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Why is it called a TV 'set', when you only get one?
If a mute uses foul language, does his mother wash his hands with soap"
Why are power outages reported on TV?

This is a long one so I apologise now!
3 men die and go to heaven. At the gates, they meet St Peter who tells them
'Before you come in here, you have to answer one question. According to how you answer the question you will get a mode of transport. The mode of transport you have determines your status in heaven, do you understand?'
'yes' answer the men
'ok' says Peter and he turns to the first man. 'Tell me truthfully, how many times have you had an affair???'
'Well' said the first man 'I must admit I've had an affair 5 times'
'You get a bicycle then' said Peter and off the man goes into heaven
The second man answers, 'I've had an affair 2 times' and so he gets a mini and goes off into heaven
Finally the last man answers 'I can honestly say I have never had an affair in my life, I love my wife' and so he gets a brand new bmw and goes off into heaven.
A time later, the first man sees the last man sat next to his brand new bmw crying.
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Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why do they call it a building? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a built?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym?
Is it possible to be totally partial?