Tramp Jokes / Recent Jokes

a tramp was sleepin on a park bench one nite and a geezer walked passed him an thought well he's asleep he wont notice, so he done him up the chaff, next norning the tran arose and went to the off licence an bought 5 bottles of red wine he drank it all and went to kip again! that nite the same chappy walked passed him and done him again but this tyme harder, next norning the tramp woke up and went to the offy and bought white wine, tha=e shop assistant said you h8 white wine the tramp said i know but red wine gives u ba sore ass!!!

Me and my gog go for a tramp in the woods every morning.
Q. does the dog like it.
A.Yes but the tramp gets a bit fed up.