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Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.
Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!
Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.
Yo mama so dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.
Yo mama so dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.
Yo mama so dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a shower.
Yo mama so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.
Yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.
The ball had been knocked out of the stadium into the lane and everybody was out looking for it.
One of the players came across an old tramp, lying in the shade.
'Excuse me' said the Baseballer,' but have you seen a baseball?'
'No, I haven't,' replied the tramp.' But I've brought one from home I could sell you!'
A wife arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find her
husband in bed with a young lovely thing. Just as she was about to
storm out of the house her husband stopped her with these words.
Before you leave, I want you to hear how all this came about. Driving
along the highway, I saw this young girl looking tired and bedraggled,
so I offered her a lift. She was hungry, so I brought her home and made
a meal from the roast you had forgotten in the refrigerator. She had
only some worn sandals, so I gave her a pair of good shoes you
discarded because they were out of style. She was cold, so I gave her
the sweater I bought you for your birthday - the one you never wore
because the colours didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out, so I
gave her a pair of yours that were perfectly good, but too small for
you now. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and
asked;
"Is there anything else that more...
A rich husband runs out on his wife to go out with a younger lady (tramp).The husband refuses to pay child support.One day the wife is cleaning and a genie appears.
"I will grant you three wishes." The genie says."As a bonus your husband gets double whatever you get." "But I dont like my husband."The wife protests.
"To bad the rules are made now."The genie answers.
"Ok, well I wish for 10 million dollars."The lady says.
"Granted."
"Does that mean my husband gets 20 million."
"Yes Im afraid so."
"Ok, well I wish I had a diamond necklace."
"Granted."
So the tramp gets two necklaces.
"I have one wish left dont I?"
"Yes."
"Ok, for my last wish.. beat me half to death."
A few weeks later she gets a huge inheritence of money...
~Julie J.~
Father Delany was walking home after his sermon late one night when he came upon this intoxicated tramp on the sidewalk. Wanting to help, he asked the man, "Do you live here?"
"Yesh," the man slowly replied.
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?" the father asked.
"Yesh," the man slowly sputtered.
When they got up on the second floor he asked, "Is this your floor?"
"Yesh," again the man replied.
Then Father Delany got to thinking that maybe he didn't want to face the man's irate wife because she may think he was the one who got the man drunk. So, he opened the first door he came to and shoved him through it, then went back downstairs.
But lo and behold when he went back outside, there was another Tramp lying on the sidewalk. So he asked that man "Do you live here?"
"Yesh."
"Would you like me to help you upstairs?"
"Yesh."
So he did and put more...
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.Yo mama so dirty that standin next to a tramp, she make the tramp look like a butler.Yo mama so dirty that her house is so dirty I gotta wipe my feet before I go back outside.Yo mama so dirty she lost 2 stone after taking a showerYo mama so dirty that even the Swamp Thing insisted she showered.Yo mama so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.