"Wife gets three wishes" joke

A rich husband runs out on his wife to go out with a younger lady (tramp).The husband refuses to pay child support.One day the wife is cleaning and a genie appears.
"I will grant you three wishes." The genie says."As a bonus your husband gets double whatever you get." "But I dont like my husband."The wife protests.
"To bad the rules are made now."The genie answers.
"Ok, well I wish for 10 million dollars."The lady says.
"Granted."
"Does that mean my husband gets 20 million."
"Yes Im afraid so."
"Ok, well I wish I had a diamond necklace."
"Granted."
So the tramp gets two necklaces.
"I have one wish left dont I?"
"Yes."
"Ok, for my last wish.. beat me half to death."
A few weeks later she gets a huge inheritence of money...
~Julie J.~

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