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A group of children were playing near two railway tracks, one still in use while the other disused. Only one child played on the disused track, the rest on the operational track.
The train is coming, and you are just beside the track interchange. You can make the train change its course to the disused track and save most of the kids. However, that would also mean the lone child playing by the disused track would be sacrificed. Or would you rather let the train go its way?
Let's take a pause to think what kind of decision we could make..
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Most people might choose to divert the course of the train, and sacrifice only one child. You might think the same way, I guess. Exactly, to save most of the children at the expense of only one child was rational decision most people would more...
Read this from Readers Digest a long time ago: One day a Cowpoke riding the plains, came upon a warrior with his head down on the ground with his ear on a wagon track, the warrior looked up at the cowpoke and said" Wagon with two horses, one black, one white, man with beard drive, smoke pipe, women ride, wear blue dress with bonnet" the cowpoke looks at the warrior and said" you mean you can tell me all that just by listening to a wagon track? The warrior looked up and replied, "No! Run over me half hour ago...
A blonde is walking along a rail road track when a brunette comes skipping up behind her shouting at the top of her lungs "47!,47!,47!" Well the blonde thought that looked like a lot of fun so she fell into stride behind the brunette and started chanting "47!,47!,47!" but then a train started to come up behind them the brunette saw it just in time and got off the track but the blonde didnt and got hit by the train and died. Then the brunette got back on the track and started chanting "48!,48!,48!"
The Grand Prix was in full swing, the cars hurtling round the track at death-defying speeds.
The German driver pulled in and his pit crew had his car finished and out on the track again in eight seconds.
The Italian driver came in and his pit crew changed his tyres, refuelled the car and repaired his carby all in 11 seconds!
The Aussie car came in. They told him to bring it in on Thursday, leave the keys and they'd get back to him with a quote.
Vince, a devout Baptist, loved to sneak away to the racetrack. One day, he was there betting on the ponies and nearly losing his shirt, when he noticed a priest step out onto the track and bless the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, this horse - a very long shot - won the race. Vince was very anxious to see what the priest did in the next race.
Sure enough, he watched the priest step out onto the track as the 5th race horses lined up, and place a blessing on the forehead of one of the horses. Vince made a beeline for the window and placed a small bet on the horse. Again, even though another long shot, the horse the priest had blessed won the race. Vince collected his winning and again anxiously waited to see which horse the priest bestowed his blessing on for the 6th race.
The priest showed, blessed a horse, Vince bet on it, and it won! Vince was elated. As the day went on, the priest continued blessing one of the horses, and it always more...