"Grand Prix" joke

The Grand Prix was in full swing, the cars hurtling round the track at death-defying speeds.

The German driver pulled in and his pit crew had his car finished and out on the track again in eight seconds.

The Italian driver came in and his pit crew changed his tyres, refuelled the car and repaired his carby all in 11 seconds!

The Aussie car came in. They told him to bring it in on Thursday, leave the keys and they'd get back to him with a quote.

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