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Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him.
So he approached Banta and asked, "What are you doing?"
When he was told the answer, the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted.
"How many have you counted?"
Banta said ten and gave the man twenty rupees.
Walking away Banta was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man for he had counted twenty.

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The townsman watched as he slowly dismounted and tied his horse to the rail outside the saloon.
The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of the horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine.
As he then walked by, the townsman had to comment. "I could help but notice you as you got off your horse. That's quite an unusual ritual."
"Yep," replied the cowboy. "I got me some bad chapped lips."
"And that cures them?" asked the townsman.
"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."

Once a Jat went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building. He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool him. So he approached the Jat and asked, "What are you doing?" When he was told the answer the townsman said that one had to pay two rupees for every storey counted. "How many have you counted?" The Jat said ten and gave the man twenty rupees. Walking away the Jat was very happy to think how he has befooled the other man, for he had counted twenty.