Tornadoes Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do women and tornadoes have in common?
They scream when they come and take your house when they leave!

Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

Why don't tornadoes watch Bill O'Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.

Why dont tornadoes watch Bill OReilly on FOXNEWS?-It is a no spin zone