Tere Jokes

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    Jatt: Mein tere 64 de 64 Dand Todd dene hai.
    Ik hor aadmi ne Keha beerjee 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
    Jatt: Meinu patta se Tu V bolega is laye Tere V Gin Laye ne...

    A JAT happened to be going to another village, holding his charpoy on his head.

    A tailee (one who grinds oil seeds to extract oil), passing by, remarked;']at re jat, tere sar pe khat.' (Jat, oh Jat, your bed is on your head.)

    Wanting to be one-up, the rustic Jat remarked,' Tailee, re Tailee, tere sar pe kohlu. ' (Tailee, oh Tailee, the oil grinder is on your head.)

    The tailee retorted,' Bid na lagee'. (It doesn't rhyme.)

    The Jat guffawed and replied,' Susre, bojh se to mara!' (So what! you'll die due to the weight on your head!)

    Nana patekar: jaldi se jawab bol. Sahi jawab tere ko lakhpati bana dalega. galat jawab tere ko hijda bana dega.

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