Temporary Jokes

Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage.

A wife, one evening, drew her husband`s attention to the young couple next door and said,
"Do you see those two? How devoted they are? He kisses his young bride every time they meet. Why don`t you do that?"
"I would love to," replied the husband, "but I don`t know her well enough."
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I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can`t put it down.
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I don`t buy temporary insanity as a murder defense. Because people kill people. That`s and animal instinct. I think breaking into someone`s home and ironing all their clothes is temporary insanity.

Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.

Nobody wants to read anyone else’s formulas.
Nobody told me.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing can be done in one trip.
Nothing ever comes out as planned.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.

Nobody wants to read anyone else's formulas.
Nobody told me.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Nothing can be done in one trip.
Nothing ever comes out as planned.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come.
Nothing is as permanent as that which is called temporary.
Nothing is as temporary as that which is called permanent.