Tempo Jokes

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    MUSICAL OFFENSES FINE
    * Playing loudly during warm up $10
    * Sound-checking amp with funk slapping $25
    * Loud cursing after mistake $10
    * Playing high and fast after mistake $20
    * Practicing 2-handed tapping between tunes $20
    * Asking for "E" tuning note $25
    * Playing E anyway when horns tune to Bb $50
    * Playing written-out walking line $50
    * Failure to play written walking line $75
    * Writing note names over ledger-line notes $50
    * Writing beat numbers under dotted figures $50
    * Playing eighth notes $5 each
    * Playing sixteenth notes $10 each
    * Playing above 1st octave immediate dismissal
    * Dragging fast tempo $75
    * Dragging ballad tempo $100
    * Blacking out during ballad $200
    * Ignoring drummer's tempo $100
    * Following drummer's tempo $250
    * Asking to borrow Real Book for All Of Me $1000

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