Teeth Jokes / Recent Jokes

What comes out at night and goes Munch, munch, ouch! A vampire with a rotten tooth.

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth? Hard cheese.

What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I cant afford a new set." "Dont worry," said his friend. "Ill get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, which fitted perfectly. "This is wonderful," said the man. "Your brother must be a very good dentist." "Oh, hes not a dentist," replied the friend, "hes an undertaker."

Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up. Your teeth are so busted that you can kiss your mother and comb her mustache at the same time. You have so many gaps in your teeth, it looks like your tongue is in jail