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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The woman says, "You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf."
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together. They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears. Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears on the top shelf.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her. He turns to her... they kiss... and then they rip each others clothes off and make love.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?"
The woman says, "You can have any prize from the bottom shelf."
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it?".
She replied, "You may select any prize from the bottom self."
Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses? He was a rough rider!
there was a man in the bath and is son came in the bathroom and said dad let me sleep in the bath with you. so he got in and asked his dad what was that hairy thing near his ass so his dad replied a teddy bear and you can sleep with it if you want, so he did. the next morning the dad said son why is there blood in the bath the son said teddy bear dribbled in me mouth so i bit his head of!
Generally, pets are like companionship to the owners.They could range from animals like puppy dogs, pussy cats parrots to mention but few.They could also come in an inanimate forms like toys and dolls e.g teddy bear.Lately, it have been observed that ladies these days have diverted too much attention to their pets while their guys suffers the side effect...check out a case where a guy came back from a hectic day job, hoping to get a warmth embrace accompanied with a romantic peck from his girl friend, Guess what he saw? It was rather too annoying that when he got into the room, he cought his girl romancing and kissing her teddy bear that was as big as the size of a human. Can you imagine that shit!