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New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.Accordingly, starting January 1, 1995 your penis will be taxed according to it's size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form.*12-10 inches -Luxury Tax -$50.0010-8 inches -Pole Tax -$30.008-6 inches -Privilege Tax -$15.006-4 inches -Nuisance Tax -$5.00Please Note:-Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund.- * Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains.Please do not request an extensionSincerely, Pecker CheckerInternal Revenue Services
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To: All Male Employees
From: I. R. S Service Center
RE: Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing that the I. R. S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20%
of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the
time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are
both nuts. Effective January 1, 1997 your penis will be taxed according
to size.
The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30. 00
8 - 10 Pole Tax 25. 00
5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15. 00
4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 3. 00
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN more...
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase in Tax Payment Form 1040PThe only thing the IRS has not yet taxed is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts. Accordingly, starting January 1, 1995 your penis will be taxed according to it's size. To determine your category, please consult the chart below and confirm this information on page 2, section 7, line 3 of your standard 1040 form. * 12-10 inches --Luxury Tax --$50. 0010-8 inches --Pole Tax --$30. 008-6 inches --Privilege Tax --$15. 006-4 inches --Nuisance Tax --$5. 00Please Note:-Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a full refund. - * Males exceeding 12 inches must file for Capital Gains. Please do not request an extensionSincerely, Pecker CheckerInternal Revenue more...
For those of you that might not have heard the REAL story of Christmas, enjoy!
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be taxed. (And this taxing was first made when Cyrenius was governor of Syria.) And all went to be taxed, everyone into his own city.
And Joseph also went up from Galilee, out of the city of Nazareth, into Judaea, unto the city of David, which is called Bethlehem; (because he was of the house and lineage of David) To be taxed with Mary his espoused wife, being great with child.
And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should deliver. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the more...
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 2006 your penis will be taxed according to size.
-- The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches... Luxury Tax $
30.00 8 -
10... Pole Tax $
25.00 5 -
8... Privilege Tax $
15.00 4 -
5... Nuisance Tax $
3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.-- The categories are as follows:
10 - 12 inches... Luxury Tax $30.00 8 -10... Pole Tax $25.00 5 -8... Privilege Tax $15.00 4 -5... Nuisance Tax $3.00Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S