Tampax Jokes / Recent Jokes

Q: Why didn't the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?

A: Because the Tampax were stuck-up cunts!

A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally got to the checker, she learned one of her items had no price. She thought she'd die of embarrassment when the checker got on the intercom and boomed out for all the store to hear,' 'Price check on lane thirteen. Tampax. Supersize.''

As if that wasn't bad enough, the person looking for the price misunderstood the word' 'Tampax'' for' 'Thumbtacks.'' In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back over the intercom,' 'Do you want the kind you push in with your thumb or the kind you pound in with a hammer?''

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"
"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.
"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"
"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it`s sure worth two dollars.
With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."