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    It's that time again... They are finally out again. You all know about the
    Darwin Awards - It's an annual honour given to the person who did the gene pool
    the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid
    way. Last year's winner was the fellow who was killed by a Coke machine which
    toppled over on top of him as he was attempting to tip a free soda out of it.
    And the nominees for 2001 are:
    A young Canadian man, searching for a way of getting drunk
    cheaply, because he had no money with which to buy alcohol, mixed gasoline with
    milk. Not surprisingly, this concoction made him ill, and he vomited into the
    fireplace in his house. This resulting explosion and fire burned his house down,
    killing both him and his sister.
    A 34-year-old white male found dead in the basement of his home
    died of suffocation, according to police. He was approximately 6'2" tall and
    weighed 225 pounds. He was wearing a pleated skirt, more...

    A 27-year old woman from France lost control over her car on a highway near Marseilles and crashed into a tree seriously injuring her co-driver and killing herself. Accidents like this occur quite often and usually don't qualify for a Darwin Award nomination.

    This accident is special because the drivers attention for the road was distracted by her Tamagotchi which hang on the car keys and beeped for food. Wanting to save the Tamagotchis life the French woman ignored the road and killed herself.

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