Tagamet Jokes

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    Homelite Zip Start Vac Attack Blower:
    Do not point blower in direction of people or pets.
    (Wild animals are presumably okay?)
    Bono 527 Multi-Purpose Cement:
    Exposure may result in confusion.
    (Anyone who sniffs glue is more than confused)
    Bowl-Fresh Automatic Toilet Cleaning Tablets:
    Harmful if swallowed.
    (I know a kid who can put a whole orange in his mouth- but that's beside the point)
    Sunbeam Simple Press Iron:
    To prevent burn injury, keep hand away from heated area.
    (I had no idea intense heat could BURN you! Go figure!)
    Hungry Jack Lite Syrup:
    Caution: Syrup bottle may be hot.
    (After lengthy instructions on how to heat the bottle.)
    50 Water Balloons:
    This bag is not a toy.
    (Yes indeed, it's the real thing!)
    9 Piece Super Bouncers Bouncing Balls:
    This toy is a small ball.
    (Apparently that's a bad thing.)
    Tagamet HB2000:
    Do not take if you are allergic to Tagamet HB2000 or other acid more...

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