Syringe Jokes

Sardar Garbhajan Singh Went For His Usual Morning Walk. At One Junction He Found A Crowd. One Man Holding A Syringe On One Hand And The Famous Actress On The Other Hand. He Threatens To Inject The Liquid Which Contain Aids Virus In To Her Body Unless He Is Given A Ransom Of 10 Corers Of Rupees. Police Men Are Helplessly Watching. At This Moment Garbachen Rushed To The Man And Has A Fight, He Dropped The Syringe, Police Men Arrested Him. On The Next Day A Ceremony Is Conducted To Reward Garbachen. The Chief Guest Cm Of Punjab While Giving Away The Reward Asked To The Garbachen " We Are Proud Of You How Did You Show That Much Of Courage Even If You Are Aware Of Aids? " Garbachen Said "Sir I Always Wear A Condom To Avoid Aids"

> Everything was rather quiet in the hundred acre wood. The trees whispered
> to each other as the wind rustled their leaves. Under a large oak tree,
> there lived Pooh bear. From inside Pooh's house, there came a steady
> bang... bang... bang!, that was making his honey jars rattle on the
> sideboard. The light came through the window, and in the evening sun Pooh
> raised the axe once more and brought it down on the tattered remains of
> Christopher Robin. "Why... won't... he... fit..." puffed Pooh to himself as
> the axe came down once more. There was a small pile of earth, and a hole
> next to it, which Pooh had hidden with his favourite rug. Christopher
> Robin, selfish prat that he was, didn't quite fit in the hole Pooh had
> dug, so instead of making it wider he had decided to hack Christopher
> Robin's legs off. "A far more sensible idea", thought Pooh, and hummed a
> little song to himself as he more...