Sweets Jokes

A HAWKER of sweets in Patna made good use of his name to sell his wares. He used to go round the streets shouting Mathuraji kay peyday-pedas of Mathura." Mathura being famous for its sweets, particularly its pedas, he did good business. One day he was asked: "Baba, how do you manage to bring pedas from Mathura every day?"
"I never said I brought them from Mathura," replied the hawker, "my name is Mathura Das."

Once Upon A Time There Were Two Friends. 1st Friend Said That My Father Has A Sweets Shop So, I Always Eat Sweets.
The Second Friend Says You Are So Lucky My Father Has A Shoe Shop So I Always Eat Shoes.

& Grandma of a boy don’t like eating medicine. So the boy went to the doctor and asked what he could do. The doctor tells him a trick. The boy came into home with some sweet and put the medicine inside it and gave it to Grandma to eat the sweet as she likes it very much. & After eating sweets the Grand son told to Grandma, “I am very happy to see that you have eaten all the sweets. ” Grand Ma replied, “Yes I have eaten all sweets but I didn’t like the seeds inside them and removed all seeds from it.

My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball

Teacher Asked His Student How Do Ants Help Us? One Student (Quickly ) Answered They Help Us To Know The Place Where Our Mother Has Kept The Sweets.