Hawker Jokes

A HAWKER of sweets in Patna made good use of his name to sell his wares. He used to go round the streets shouting Mathuraji kay peyday-pedas of Mathura." Mathura being famous for its sweets, particularly its pedas, he did good business. One day he was asked: "Baba, how do you manage to bring pedas from Mathura every day?"
"I never said I brought them from Mathura," replied the hawker, "my name is Mathura Das."