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To celebrate their silver anniversary, a couple went to Niagara Falls and asked a motel clerk for a room. "We only have the honeymoon suite available," she told them.
"My wife and I've been married 25 year," the man said. "We don't need the honeymoon suite."
"Look, buddy," replied the clerk. "I might rent you Yankee Stadium, but you don't have to play baseball in it!"

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem. But unlike most people she did
something about it. The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had acquired
almost the same telephone number as Leola.
From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for her. Since she had the same
phone number for years, she felt that she had a case to persuade the motel management to change its
number.
Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its stationery.
The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and just because a customer was
getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf
ears, Leola decided to take matters into her own hands.
At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel and asked for a room for the
following Tuesday. Leoloa said, "No problem. How many more...