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    At the first session of a conversion class the minister conducting the class asked, "What must we do before we can expect forgiveness from sin?" After a long silence, one of the men in attendance raised his hand and said: "Sin?"

    A Licensed Counselor was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children...
    "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
    He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
    He turns to the third Mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
    At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

    One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, "There was a man in the convent last night." 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.The head nun goes on, "We found a condom in the garden." Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goeshee hee hee.The head nun continues "There was a hole in that condom." 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.

    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

    To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

    He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

    He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol and your child's name is Brandy."

    At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go home."

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