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    Teacher: What Do You Get If You Add 4, 657 And 7, 854, Then Subtract 678 And Divide The Answer By 62?

    Jenny: A Headache

    TEST:
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    DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened.
    ***
    1) pick a number from 1-9
    2) subtract 5
    3) multiply by 3
    4) square the number (multiply by the same number - not square root) and if it's negative make it positive.
    5) add the digits until you get only one digit (i.e. 64=6 4= 10= 1 0=1)
    6) if the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4.
    7) multiply by 2
    8) subtract 6
    9) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc...
    10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter
    11) take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter
    12) think of the color of that mammal
    ***
    DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE
    Here it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry...
    You have a grey elephant from Denmark!

    TEST:*** DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened.***1) pick a number from 1-92) subtract 53) multiply by 34) square the number (multiply by the same number - not square root) and if it's negative make it positive. 5) add the digits until you get only one digit (i.e. 64=6 4= 10= 1 0=1)6) if the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4.7) multiply by 28) subtract 69) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc...10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter11) take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter12) think of the color of that mammal***DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVEHere it comes, NO CHEATING or you'll be sorry... You have a grey elephant from Denmark!

    >> Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be
    >>glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an knucklehead and wish you had
    >>listened.
    >>
    >> 1) pick a number from 1-9
    >> 2) subtract 5
    >> 3) multiply by 3
    >> 4) square the number (multiply by the same number)
    >> 5) add the digits until you get only one digit (i. e. 64= 6+4= 10 1+0=1)
    >> 6) if the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4.
    >> 7) multiply by 2
    >> 8) subtract 6
    >> 9) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc...
    >> 10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter
    >> 11) take the second letter in the country name and think of an animal
    >> that begins with that letter
    >> 12) think of the color of that animal
    >>
    >> *******************************************************
    >>
    >> ******* DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU HAVE DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE*******
    >>
    >> more...

    TEST: * ****************************************************************** DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened. * ******************************************************************1) pick a number from 1-92) subtract 53) multiply by 34) square the number (multiply by the same number -- not square root) and if it's negative make it positive. 5) add the digits until you get only one digit (i. e. 64=6 4= 10= 1 0=1)6) if the number is less than 5, add five. Otherwise subtract 4. 7) multiply by 28) subtract 69) map the digit to a letter in the alphabet 1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc... 10) pick a name of a country that begins with that letter11) take the second letter in the country name and think of a mammal that begins with that letter12) think of the color of that mammal********************************************************************DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNTIL YOU more...

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