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Then there was the stork who complained that he had a bad reputation for finishing the job that began with a lark.. . .

Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Johnny. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought us too." "So.. . how were grandpa and grandma born?" "Well, darling, the stork brought them too," said the mother. The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, "This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn't been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations."

A father stork and baby stork are sitting in their nest one night, and the baby stork is crying and crying. Trying to calm him down, the father says, "Don't cry, son. Mommy will be back soon. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The following night, it's the father's turn to do the job. Mother and the baby stork are in their nest, the baby stork is crying, and the mother is trying to calm him. "Don't cry, son," she says, "your daddy will be back as soon as he can. Right now he's bringing happiness to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the baby stork's parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he finally returns.
"Where have you been?" the parent storks ask in unison.
"Nowhere. Just scaring the shit out of college students!" replies the baby stork with a grin.

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time. Then he turned to his father and said; "Gee, Dad, stork doesn`t recognized me."

When my granddaughter, Abby was 9-years-old, she was given an assignment by her teacher to write a story on "Where my family came from." The purpose was to understand your genealogy.I was not aware of her assignment when she asked me at the dining room table one night, "Grandma, where did I come from?" I responded quite nervously because my son and
daughter-in-law were out of town and I was stalling until they returned home, "Well, honey, the stork brought you.""Where did Mom come from then?""The stork brought her, too.""OK, then where did you come from?""The stork brought me too, dear.""Okay, thanks, Grandma."I did not think anything more about it until two days later when I was cleaning Ann's room and read the first sentence of her paper, "For three generations there have been no natural births in our family."