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One Indian came to Madras and wanted to do shopping in Burma bazaar. His friend told the Indian that the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for half the price.
Indian went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor told Rs. 2000. Indian asked for Rs. 1000. The vendor told he can give for Rs. 1800 for which Indian told no, only Rs. 900. Vendor told, "Ok, I will give it for Rs. 1500." Indian bargained for Rs. 750. It went on like this when finally the vendor out of irritation said he will give the stereo free.
Indian bargained, "I want two."

1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100.

2. The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music.

3. The components should all have black metal finish, and generally look very cool.

4. The system should be broken up into as many components as possible. (e. g. pre-amp, pre-pre-amp, pre-menstrual-amp, post-amp, post-menopause-amp, etc.)

5. The most important part of a stereo system is the speakers, they should look very cool. Size and number of sub-speakers and varieties of components pointed at the listener is important. (e. g. tweeters, hooters, sub-woofers, super-sub-woofers, seismic noise generators, etc.)

6. The system should resemble the cockpit of an F16 or 757 aircraft; the more knobs and dials you can turn, the better.

7. The system should have full remote control capability, including over more...

1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor of 100. 2. The ideal system should have as many lights as possible, preferably blinking and flashing in time with the music. 3. The components should all have black metal finish, and generally look very cool. 4. The system should be broken up into as many components as possible. (e. g. pre-amp, pre-pre-amp, pre-menstrual-amp, post-amp, post-menopause-amp, etc.)5. The most important part of a stereo system is the speakers, they should look very cool. Size and number of sub-speakers and varieties of components pointed at the listener is important. (e. g. tweeters, hooters, sub-woofers, super-sub-woofers, seismic noise generators, etc.)6. The system should resemble the cockpit of an F16 or 757 aircraft; the more knobs and dials you can turn, the better. 7. The system should have full remote control capability, including over the mobile auto cellular phone so that the stereo can be playing as more...

Banta came to Madras and wanted to do
shopping in Burma bazaar. His Tamilian friend told him that
the prices will be costly and hence asked him to bargain for
half the price.
Banta went and asked the price of stereo for which the vendor
told 2000 Rs. Sardar asked for Rs. 1000. vendor told he can
give for Rs. 1800 for which Sardar told no, no only Rs. 900.
Vendor told ok, I will give it for 1500 Rs. for which Sardar
bargained for Rs. 750. It was going on like this when finally
vendor out of irritation said he will give the Sardar the stereo
free of cost."Our Sardar asked whether he will give two."

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