Star Trek Jokes / Recent Jokes

Paramount won’t go with midnight showings when their movie debuts on May 8th. They've decided to start their midnight showings for Star Trek at 7pm instead. The film company stated that this will allow more Trekkies to attend on the first day without being exposed to direct sunlight.

One of the most exciting scenes in the new "Star Trek" movie is when the starship Enterprise is hijacked by Somali pirates.

Seventy-eight-year-old Leonard Nimoy appears in the new "Star Trek" movie as an older Spock. Not only does he have the distinctive pointy ears but also lots of pointy ear hairs.

Spock gets the rare urge to mate,and is forced to buy Vulcanized rubbers.

The ashes of over 200 individuals, including James Doohan - Star Trek's "Scotty," are ready to be launched into space.



NASA fears this memorial will embolden future "Nowak-ian" astronaut candidates, looking to join the program only to get a piece of ash.