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BLONDE woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
The clerk says, "What denomination?"
The woman says, "God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.

The U.S. Postal Service unveiled a set of 15 commemorative stamps featuring Star Wars characters. Also for sale…a set of return-address stickers that read, “My Mom’s Basement.”

Q: Why did the post office recall the new lawyer stamps?
A: Because people could not tell which side to spit on.

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas
cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?"
"What denomination?" the clerk asks.
"Oh my God! Has it come to this then?" asks the blonde. "Well
okay, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, and 32 Baptist."