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There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy from the NAVY was driving from Annapolis to the Meadowlands, and an Air Force guy who’s driving from McGwire in South Jerz to the Meadowlands just to watch the Jets.
In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit each other and all cars go flying off in different directions. The squid manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, “Man, I am really lucky to be alive! ” Likewise the ARMY guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his wreckage. The Air Force guy just shakes his head and says to himself, “I can’t believe I survived this wreck! ”
The NAVY guy walks over to the Army and Air Force guys and says, “Hey guys, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of arch rivals. ” The Army guy thinks for a moment and says, “You know, you’re absolutely right! more...
Once upon a time deep in the depths of the sea a sad squid was laying on the sea-bed feeling very sorry for himself and poorly.
All of a sudden a large shadow appeared above him and looking up he saw a large shark.
"Hello squiddy" said the shark "You don't look too good what's the matter"?
"Oh I have to get my pension today and it's a long journey and I don't feel very well today every thing seems to much of an effort".
"No problem", said the shark "I will land on the sea bed and you can climb onto my back and we will be able to get you to the post office in no time".
The shark slowly landed next to the squid on the seabed and the squid climbed onto his back and hung on with his tenticles as the shark went off at a frightening speed for the squid.
After half an hour the shark slowed down and stopped.
All of a sudden everything went black above them and the shark and the squid looked up frightened, above them more...