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A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. You had your chance. Lights out."Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..."
"WHAT??!!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

Five minutes after being sent to bed by his father, a little boy yelled out, "Da-ddy."
"What?" the father asked.
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" asked the little boy.
"No. You had your chance," the father replied. "Now go to sleep."
Five minutes later, the little boy called out again, "Da-aaaaddy."
"What is it?" said the father.
"I'm THIRSTY," replied the boy. "Can I have a drink of water?"
"I've all ready told you NO!" the father replied. "If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Another five minutes passed and the boy called out again, "Da-aaaaaaddy."
"WHAT?!?" snapped the father.
"When you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?"

Little Johnny and his little red wagon goes to the store and he asks the clerk "do you have any bum?"

The clerk said, "no you mean gum."

Then Johnny asks the clerk "do you have a fuck it?"

The clerk said "no you mean a bucket."

Finally Johnny asks the clerk " do you have a cock and spank it?"

The clerk said "no you mean a cocker spaniel."

As Little Johnny goes home with all of his stuff in his little red wagon he suddenly forgot one more thing so he goes up to a old man and he said to him.

"Sir can you hold my bum and fuck it while I get my cock and spank it?!"