Sneaky Jokes / Recent Jokes

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night - only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."

Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark. Hoping to free him of his inhibitions, she flipped on her reading lamp one passionate night -- only to find a cucumber in his hand. "Is THIS", she asked, pointing to the vegetable, "what you've been using on me for the last 5 years?" "Honey, let me explain..." "Why, you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a -" "Speaking of sneaky," her husband coolly interjected, "maybe you'd like to explain our three kids."

Jane was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence
that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband
from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening,
she flipped on the lamp, only to discover a cucumber in his hand.
"Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years?!"
"Honey! Let me explain!"
"Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted,
"Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!"

"Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they
> have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions,
> during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp -- only to discover
> a cucumber in his hand.
>
> "Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 5 years!?!"
>
> "Honey, let me explain!"
>
> "Why you sneaky bastard!" she screamed. "You impotent son of a --"
>
> "Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "maybe you'd care to explain our 3
> kids!!!"

Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they always have sex in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a passionate evening she flipped on her reading lamp and was shocked to find a cucumber in his hand.
"Is this what you have been using on me for the past 8 years?" she exclaimed.
"Honey, let me explain... " he pleaded.
"You sneaky swine!" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!"
"Speaking of sneaky!" he interjected. "Perhaps you'd care to explain our two children!!"