Smoking Jokes / Recent Jokes
Having a no smoking section in a restaurant is like having a no peeing
section in a swimming pool.
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So? How was it going last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."
Q: some one asked if a sardarji believed in smoking.
A: he said "yes, i've seen it done."
Mom: "Why have you been sent home early, Jack?"
Jack: "Because the boy next to me was smoking."
Mom: "But if he was smoking, why were you sent home?"
Jack: "Because I set him on fire!"
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for their honeymoon to stay at the same hotel in Venice, door to door.
The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air.
"So? How did it go last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."
We're worried about you. From your rosy red cheeks to your
legendary girth to your all-night sleigh ride around the world,
you may be at risk for diseases, maladies, mishaps and lawsuits
that send chills through our Santa-loving hearts.
The latest warning comes from the National Rosacea Society in
Barrington, Illinois. Dermatologist Dr. Jerome Litt says you have
"a clear-cut case of rosacea," a skin condition that also affects
millions of Americans, particularly at middle age. Unable to
examine you personally, the good doctor based his finding on a
well-circulated report that your "cheeks were like roses, (your)
nose like a cherry."
Sadly, many observers conclude that red-skin condition comes from
hitting the Christmas-punch bowl a little too hard. Sadder still,
rosacea can be aggravated by holiday stress, hot chocolate and
overexertion... all things you may encounter this time of year.
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