Smokey Jokes

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, he'd beat her with a shovel!

Q: Why can't smokey the bear have children?
A: Because every time his wife gets hot he tries to put her out with a shovel.

You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

Q. Why did Mrs. Smokey the Bear divorce Smokey the Bear? A. Because every time she got hot, hed beat her with a shovel!

At the conclusion of the trial, the jury found the defendant Howard Smokey not guilty. His lawyer congratulated him, then handed him a bill.

Mr. Smokey looked at the bill and gulped. "This says I have to pay ten thousand dollars now and five hundred a month for the next five years! It sounds like I'm buying a Mercedes-Benz!"

The lawyer smiled. "You are."