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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

Bad Golfer: "Whack!" "Damn!"
Bad Skydiver: "Damn!!" "Whack!!"

Q: Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? A: She missed the Earth!

The bad golfer goes: Whack... "Shit!"
The bad skydiver goes: "Shit!"... Whack!

What is the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn." A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!

Whats the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A bad golfer goes: WHACK. .. "Damn"! A bad Skydiver goes: "Damn"!. .. WHACK.