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An Emperor advertised for a new Samurai Chief. After several months, only three applied for the job - a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish Samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" the Emperor commanded. Stepping forward, the Japanese Samurai opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! the fly fell to the floor, divided neatly into two!
"What a feat!" the Emperor said. "Samurai Number Two, show me what you can do."
With a confident smile, the Chinese Samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his sword and SWISH! SWISH! the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered!
"Now that is skill!" nodded the Emperor. "Samurai Number Three, how are you going to top that?"
Samurai Number Three quickly stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. Without hesitation, he drew his sword and SWOOOOOSH! flourished it so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room. However, the more...