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    WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her to marry himBobbed - A bobbed wire fenceBresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won. Bub - the light bub burned outCheer - What you set inCrick - A small streamClum - He sure clum that tree fastern any' coonChiny - country over in AsiaChuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothesCore - He got hisself a new Ford coreCyow - Animal on FarmDeppity - He helps out the shurfDribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirtDainz - Satidy night socialEllum - A graceful treeFanger - What you put your rang onFaince - Whats round the hawg lotFar - What get the brandin arn hotFurred - He got furred from his jobFlar - A rose is a purdy flarFrash - Them aigs ain't frashFuriners - All non-'bamansFurther - Hits ten miles further to townGrain - She was grain with more...

    WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK
    BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER

    How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson

    Aig - What a hen lays

    Aints - He's got aints in his paints

    Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin

    Arn - Ma's tard of arnin

    Bag - He bagged her to marry him

    Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence

    Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.

    Bub - the light bub burned out

    Cheer - What you set in

    Crick - A small stream

    Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any' coon

    Chiny - country over in Asia

    Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes

    Core - He got hisself a new Ford core

    Cyow - Animal on Farm

    Deppity - He helps out the shurf

    Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt

    Dainz - Satidy night social

    Ellum - A graceful tree

    Fanger - What you put your rang more...

    Rainch - A big cow farm.
    Rat - Do it rat now!
    Rench - Rench the soap yourself.
    Roont - She plum roont her shoes.
    Salary - A stringy vegetable.
    Soardeens - Small canned fish.
    Shar - A light rain.
    Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain.
    Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody.
    Pop - A soft drink.
    Sprang - Water out'n the ground.
    Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail.
    Storch - This here aprn has too much storch in it.
    Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death.
    Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart.
    Tho - Tho me the ball.
    Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat.
    War - A bobbed war fance.
    Worsh - Go worsh your face.
    Warter - What you worsh your face in.
    Yurp - A continent overseas.

    WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALKBECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNERHow to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lessonAig - What a hen laysAints - He's got aints in his paintsPaints - What cha put on your laigs of a morninArn - Ma's tard of arninBag - He bagged her to marry himBobbed - A bobbed wire fenceBresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.Bub - the light bub burned outCheer - What you set inCrick - A small streamClum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coonChiny - country over in AsiaChuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothesCore - He got hisself a new Ford coreCyow - Animal on FarmDeppity - He helps out the shurfDribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirtDainz - Satidy night socialEllum - A graceful treeFanger - What you put your rang onFaince - Whats round the hawg lotFar - What get the brandin arn hotFurred - He got furred from his jobFlar - A rose is a purdy flarFrash - Them aigs ain't frashFuriners - All non-'bamansFurther - Hits ten miles further to townGrain - She was grain with more...

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