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Visitor: Wow, you have a lot of flies buzzing round your horses and cows. Do you ever shoo them?
Cowboy: No we just let them go barefoot.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches.

Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then? And Harry replied, I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth.

An old cowboy dressed to kill with a cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink.
As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
The cowboy replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch, herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences, I guess I am." After a short while he asked her what she was.
She replied, "I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, work, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm probably a more...

An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences... I guess I am," replied the cowboy.
After a short while he asked her what she was.
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think of women, when I eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women," told the young woman.
A short while later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink.
A couple sat down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"
"Well, I always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian!"

One day a blonde went to a bar. She saw three guys she would possibly be interested in. The first one was tall, dark, and handsome-every girls dream guy. The blonde went up to him, cleavage and thong showing. She seemed so confident that the guy imediately asked her if she would like a drink. She just asked for a beer. Before she knew it she was having sex in the bathroom. She was apparently not satisfied at his performance. The next guy was short, kind of pale with dark hair. Again, the guy bought her a beer. Next thing she knew she was giving the guy a blow job in the back seat of his car. Again, not happy, she went for the next guy, medium height with black hair with blonde highlights, he was not tall, but not short, he looked average. This time she ordered another beer. She ended up at his house in the bed. Before anything happened this time, she said that she had had sex in the bathroom in the bar, gave a guy a blow job in the backseat of his car, and was about to suck his dick. more...

A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before. The pilot looked out the windshield, and suddenly exclaimed to the co-pilot: "Holy cow! Look how short the runway is! Ive never seen one that short!"The co-pilot looked out the windshield. "Wow! youre right! Thats incredible! Are you sure we can make it?""Well we better, were almost out of fuel."So the captain got on the intercom, and notified the passengers to put their heads between their knees, and prepare for an emergency landing. Then he set the flaps to full down, and slowed the plane to just over stall speed. The big jumbo jet came screaming in, on the ragged edge of control. The pilots hands were sweating, the co-pilot was praying. They touched down, and came screeching to a halt just before the edge of the runway, the tires smoking."HEW! That was CLOSE!" yelled the captain. "That runway was SHORT!""Yeah!" said the more...