Shepard Jokes

One Christmas, Phil and Will built a skating rink in the middle
of a pasture. A shepard leading his flock decided to take a
shortcut across the rink. The sheep, however, were afraid of
the ice and wouldn't cross it. Desperate, the shepard began
tugging them to the other side.
"Look at that," remarked Phil to Will. "That guy is trying to
pull the wool over our ice!"

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.
Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem.
Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

A red head walked over to a shepard and asked,"Could I
have one of your sheep?" The shepard said no.
Then the red head asked if she could guess how many
sheep he has she could have one of his sheep and he
said fine. She told him he had 360 sheep.
He said yeah, how did you know? She
said I dunno, could I have a sheep now?
He said sure. She came back with the one she wanted
and he said are you a real red head?
She said no, acually I'm blonde. He said fine, now
give me my dog back.
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A blonde walked into a doctor's office and poked her
shoulder and said, "It hurts when I poke here," then
she poked her arm and said," It hurts when I poke here
too." Then she poked her knee and said, "It hurts when
I poke here too." Then the doctor asked, "Are you a
real blonde?" She said, "Yes." Then the doctor more...

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem. Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.

There was once a blonde who was sick and tired of blonde jokes so she died her hair red. she was driving around Derby when she stopped to talk to a shepard. she said "If I can guess how many sheep you have then can I have one?" She thought for a while then said "382". the shepard said "wow thats correct, you can have any one that you want". She picked one and put it in her car but before she got into her car the shepard said "If I can guess the real colour of your hair then can I have my dog back?"