Shante Jokes

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    Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar..."Damn- that shit is DOPE!"That is a wonderful concept/object/action."Can't FADE that."I am unable to comprehend or assimilate that concept at this time."Shante ain't havin' it."This is not something that Shante will allow to occur."Homey- Boo was dropping PHAT beats."Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music."YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?"JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity."What's up? Why you ALL UP in my shit!?!"Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs."She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existent at this time."Woooooo- Renaldo was PITCHIN' STRAIGHT GAME to baby-doll, more...

    A few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards the ve-nak-u-lar...
    "Damn- that s**t is DOPE!"
    ~~~ That is a wonderful concept/object/action.
    "I can't FADE that!"
    ~~~ I am unable to hande this at this time.
    "Shante ain't HAVIN' it!"
    ~~~ This is not something that Shante will allow to occur.
    "Homey-Boo was dropping PHAT beats."
    ~~~ Our friend Boo was playing some wonderful music.
    "YO!- Let me GAFFLE that BLUNT!"
    ~~~ Might I be able to indulge in your marijuana cigarette?
    "JIMMY was on and I was HITTIN' it!"
    ~~~ I had in my possession a condom, which was used in my engagement of sexual activity.
    "What's up? Why you ALL UP IN my s**t!?!"
    ~~~ Please sir/madam- stay out of my affairs.
    "She is HELLA' CLOWIN' you HOMEY!"
    ~~~ The woman is creatively informing you that her interest in dating you is non-existant at this more...

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