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Funniest one-liner
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
If you ain't makin' waves, you ain't kickin' hard enough!
Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!
Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having more...

What bit of fish doesn't make sense? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding!

I don't have a sense of decency. That way, all my other senses are enhanced.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?-A very wet sense of humor

What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

Q: How do we know that G-d has a sense of humor?
A: When he gave us the land of milk and honey he knew that we were lactose intolerant!
Barry Abrams