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    A glossary of Medical Terms, and alternate meanings as given by Sardars
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    Benign................ What you be after you be eight.
    Artery................ The study of paintings.
    Bacteria.............. Back door to cafeteria.
    Barium................ What doctors do when patients die.
    Cesarean Section...... A neighborhood in Rome.
    Catscan............... Searching for kitty.
    Cauterize............. Made eye contact with her.
    Colic................. A sheep dog.
    Coma.................. A punctuation mark.
    D & C................. Where Washington is.
    Dilate................ To live long.
    Enema................. Not a friend.
    Fester................ Quicker than someone else.
    Fibula................ A small lie.
    Genital............... Non-Jewish person.
    G. I. Series........... World Series of military baseball.
    Hangnail.............. What you more...

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