San Diego Padres Jokes

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    Wells Traded

    David Wells was traded Thursday from the Boston Red Sox to the Padres, who believe the free-spirited lefty will provide the lift they need as they contend for a postseason berth.
    Minutes after the trade announcement, several Boston area Dunkin Donuts flew their flags at half-staff to mourn the loss of their all time best customer.



    Also mourning the Wells trade...
    Every biker bar, rib joint, strip club, and asian fetish whorehouse in New England.

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    Padres 2B Gets Hit

    Padres second baseman Edgar Gonzalez was hospitalized after being hit in the head by a 93 mph pitch. Gonzalez is hitting just.190 this season, but his head is one for one.

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