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What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
The rooster clucks defiance.

A salesman was talking with a farmer when he looked over and saw a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders.
"What's with the rooster?" the salesman asked.
"We had a fire in the chicken coop a couple of months ago and all of his feathers got singed off," explained the farmer, "so my wife made him some clothes to keep him warm."
"Ok, but that was a couple of months ago," said the salesman. "Why is he still wearing them?"
"There ain't nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other," replied the farmer.

Q - What is the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A - A rooster says cock-a-doodal doo and a blonde says any-cock-l doo!!

What's the difference between a rooster and a blonde?
A rooster says cock-le-dood-le-doo...
A blonde says any-cock-le-doo...

On a busy morning a vet received a call from a woman who said she was starting a poultry farm and wanted to know how long she should leave the rooster with the hens.
"Just a minute" replied the vet as his other phone rang.
"Thank you very much" said the woman, and hang up.

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family's pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor mortis had set in and he was flat on his back with his legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad, our rooster's dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why are his legs sticking in the air?"
His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."
"Gee, Dad, that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"
"What do you mean?" said Dad.
"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't have been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest came to him and said that since he was graduating from high school, he would really like to get a car. His father said, "Son, come here." He took him to the barn and pointed to the tractor and said, "This tractor is needed for the farm and I promise, as soon as it's paid for, we'll get you a car". The boy was not too happy, but was understanding. A week later, his second son approached him wanting a motorcycle." Well", the father said, "as soon as the tractor is paid for we'll see about getting you your scooter." Shortly after, his youngest was bugging him for a bike. Again, the father gave him the lecture about the tractor needing to be paid off first. While leaving the barn, the young boy, a little disgusted with his father's explanation, saw the farm rooster doing it's rooster duty with one of the hens. He promptly went over and kicked the rooster off the hen's back, mumbling to himself. His dad more...